Many people were baffled by Miss Teen South Carolina's answer to a question:
“Recent polls have shown a 1/5 of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a map, why do you think this is?”
Well, I'll tell you why few people understood her response.
It's because of her complex truth hitting answer that the “smart media” couldn't understand.
Here I will show you how you ungrateful critics failed to see how Miss Teen South Carolina was looking out for us and bringing us the truth.
"I personally believe...
As opposed to someone else believing for you.
Those sexists would rather you just believe something they tell you, but you let them know who's opinion it really is! You go girl!
that U.S Americans...
oh good, I almost thought you were talking about those other Americans.
No one can try to trick the viewers when Miss Teen South Carolina is there.
are unable to do so because uh some people out there in our nation don't have maps...
We are in a map deficit people, open your eyes!
We just can't find any more maps in the map mines and Miss Teen South Carolina wants you to do something about it.
She is an activist who will lead us into a world with maps for everyone. God bless.
and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa...
That's right, we own South African education now too bitches. Who knows who else's education we own?
and uh the Iraq...
apparently it turns out we own the Iraq's education too. Which decided it wasn't going to stand all those impostors anymore, it made sure everyone knows that it is the ONE and ONLY Iraq. Not like all those posers. We're looking at you IRAN
everywhere...
yep, the U.S. education has spread everywhere.
Why did she name the other countries? Because they're the only ones that matter.
Now you all look like idiots for criticizing our public education system because it was Your education system too. Take that world!
like such as and I believe that they should our education...
You might be thinking “shouldn't "should" be followed by a verb?” Well the answer is maybe. Your education is just so poor, you couldn't identify her use of a gerund. Don't look that up; our dictionaries will just give you the wrong definition because our educational system is so bad. Thanks for shedding some light on that Miss Teen South Carolina
over here in the US...
oh good, I forgot for a minute there. I almost thought I was back in Vietnam again, pheh. You see? If she hadn't said that I would have shot everyone here and thrown a grenade at the camera man. Thanks again for saving all these lives Miss Teen South Carolina [Miss Teen South Carolina just rolls off the tongue]
should help the us, or er, should help south Africa...
reminding us once again that the U.S. educational system is the same as the South African one. She's just trying to help everyone realize that; just as Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. repeated his ideas, so is she.
and should help the Iraq...
Although Iraq got cocky and decided to add "The" in front of its name, we still need to help it. It'll be our 51st state soon after all.
and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children.
Hey, if you can't understand the importance of the Asian countries and our children's future then I can't help you.
Maybe you'll think twice before you judge a blond South Carolinian model next time.
