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Warning: Runescape Addiction Symptoms

A list of ways to tell if your addicted to RuneScape.

Have your friends ever said that you play Runescape to much? Or have you ever just been curious to find out if you were a real video game addict? Well, here is your chance to find out.

How to tell if your addicted to RuneScape:

  1. You wear white gloves while cooking and claim they'll prevent you from burning food.
  2. You don't talk to people, because you've been muted by a mod.
  3. You go to the bank and expect they will let you deposit 100 pictures of lobsters.
  4. You give your girlfriend a pair of light blue boots, claiming their boots of lightness and they'll make her weigh less.
  5. When you pick up a penny and wonder why it won't re-spawn.
  6. When you're at gunpoint and you say "go ahead, I'll only drop five bucks".
  7. When you buy a paper party hat for 70,000,000 dollars.
  8. You call your lunch-lady a n00b for selling cooked chicken.
  9. When the first insult that springs to mind is "n00b"
  10. When someone says something funny and you say "ROFL".
  11. You commit suicide just to see if Lumbridge really exists.
  12. When you watch Harry Potter and e-mail JK Rowling asking "What's Harry's Mage Level?"
  13. When you see steel suits of armor in Europe and think "n00bs".
  14. If you can see your Run % counter decrease when you run laps in gym class.
  15. When you have a paranoid fear that the lunch lady will hit you with a baguette.
  16. If you see a Baby wearing a Party hat and you say "Hacker".
  17. You go to Burger King and order a kid's meal just to get a party hat.
  18. If you try to walk through people like in RS, but you can't!
  19. When your goldfish is *mysteriously* harpooned with a toothpick.
  20. When you start humming RuneScape music.
  21. When you don't eat bread at a restaurant because it only restores 3 hit points.
  22. When you go up to a locked door and shout darn members only!

Things that I actually did:

1. Say something stupid then in my mind try and go back to the last time I saved.

Warning: These are just for fun, please do not take any of these too seriously and do something stupid.

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Comments (14)
#1 by TasaFm, Feb 4, 2008
Hey guys, tell me how you liked them and if you have any good ones post it. :D Thanks.
#2 by narutokun281, Feb 5, 2008
that was very funny u should make another 1 because i have a friend thats addicted to runescape and he did number 5,10,14,18,20,21,22,23 hes on runescape right now his name is pcangel1
#3 by rofl!, Feb 6, 2008
lol, my name says it all
#4 by Teh Master Gamer, Feb 20, 2008
omg... lol number 8 had me rolling....
#5 by poome 953, Apr 21, 2008
you go up to the pope and ask whats your prayer
#6 by Patrick Ritchie, May 13, 2008
#8 owned...

\"Your mother gives you some hotdogs to cook, and you swipe them and say \"rofl scammed\"
#7 by wankar, May 25, 2008
wen u go to thecar store and ask for a rune 2h!※※※※


#8 by BRAM_EIJKR2D, Jun 19, 2008
lmao, i do say "rofl" and "lol" irl sometimes though :$

but calling the lunch lady a noob or not eating bread is just VERY funny
#9 by hahahahhahahahahahahahhaha, Jul 27, 2008
F%&king Funny Man! There was a kid in my old class who always said "ROFL" out loud, like "Rawfell" and everyone laughed at him XD
#10 by lolz, Oct 20, 2008
when you go to ur mom and attack her to see if she drops a whip!
#11 by lolz, Oct 20, 2008
when you go to a builder and ask for his construction
#12 by lolz, Oct 20, 2008
when you wait forever for a mysterious man to appear
#13 by adicted, Nov 3, 2008
lol man my friend does all those things so now i know ehere they came from but i mean lol
#14 by Zahid, Nov 5, 2008
LOL LOL LOL #11 PWNAGE

Nice man, think of some more!!!
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