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Top 10 Ways to Make People Call You a Noob

Reasons people are called noobs. If you are wise, you will avoid doing these things.

  1. Openly expressing that the toll gate costs way too much
  2. Tell a level 100 that you could pwn him
  3. Stay level 3 forever because you're afraid of goblins...
  4. Try to sell a bronze dagger for 2k
  5. Ask someone where Lumbridge is... =P
  6. Ask for money
  7. Call someone else a noob
  8. Brag about your awesome main account and how it can kill everyone
  9. Running around in Bronze armor saying "Don't I look awesome???"
  10. Get killed by a rat

And if you do any of these things, you often deserve the title.

Most of these things I have witnessed, and usually someone calls the person a noob.

When people call me a noob (even though I'm level 44 at the time I'm writing this), I simply respond:

I'm a noob to you, but I'm not a noob to real noobs.

And now for some final thoughts on noobs. Its always good to be nice to noobs. Remember, you were a noob once too, and wouldn't you have loved it if someone gave you 3k without you even asking? Wouldn't you have loved it if someone bought you free armor or weapons when you were broke? Maybe you should consider treating noobs like you wanted to be treated as a noob.

And that is the cosmic perspective... xD

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Comments (5)
#1 by Poster, Jul 25, 2008
I think your articl is pointless but funny
#2 by kesson.60, Jul 27, 2008
nice person who wrote this
#3 by Celestialbeing, Jul 27, 2008
Awesome insights, I've never thought about # 1 L.O.L.
#4 by Jaykay June, Aug 2, 2008
Nice article. When people call me a noob, I usually say "Sorry for not meeting your expectations." It shuts 'em up.
#5 by wtf?, Aug 19, 2008
some people are so retarded like the other day i dualed a lvl 89 in dual arena and after i totally owned him he still called me a noob wtf i just owned him real bad and he calls me a noob .
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