- Openly expressing that the toll gate costs way too much
- Tell a level 100 that you could pwn him
- Stay level 3 forever because you're afraid of goblins...
- Try to sell a bronze dagger for 2k
- Ask someone where Lumbridge is... =P
- Ask for money
- Call someone else a noob
- Brag about your awesome main account and how it can kill everyone
- Running around in Bronze armor saying "Don't I look awesome???"
- Get killed by a rat
And if you do any of these things, you often deserve the title.
Most of these things I have witnessed, and usually someone calls the person a noob.
When people call me a noob (even though I'm level 44 at the time I'm writing this), I simply respond:
I'm a noob to you, but I'm not a noob to real noobs.
And now for some final thoughts on noobs. Its always good to be nice to noobs. Remember, you were a noob once too, and wouldn't you have loved it if someone gave you 3k without you even asking? Wouldn't you have loved it if someone bought you free armor or weapons when you were broke? Maybe you should consider treating noobs like you wanted to be treated as a noob.
And that is the cosmic perspective... xD