Animal Magnetism: Yet again I am needed in Draynor. That city has too many problems!
Another slice of H.A.M.: Dorgesh-Kaan is very far from my home city of Lumbridge, but I'll venture there to help dwarves. Although, the mocking name is a mystery…
Between a rock: More dwarves in need of help, just my fancy!
Big Chompy Bird Hunting: Ogre arrows? I'm only in this for the hats!
Biohazard: It seems I'm needed once again by Elena. Either that or she can't resist me!
Cabin Fever: Bill Teach must be crazy to travel the seas with the on-going war, but I'm crazy enough to help him!
Clock tower: All of this hard, back-breaking work for just 500gp and 1 quest point? I must be doing anything for money!
Cold War: In what seems to be 10 seconds I've gone from helping dwarves to making clockwork penguins!
Contact: Again I am called on by The High Priest of Icthlarin! What is with having to help people more than once?
Creature of Fenkenstrain: I don't see why I pay $8.00 a month to help all of these morons!
Darkness of Hallowvale: I must be crazy! Going all the way to Burgh de Rott to help some fraidy-cat person!
Death Plateau: The only reason there are such big losses to The Imperial Guard is because there guards are weak!
