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Things Wrong with Runescape 2

by A Great Story, Aug 22, 2007

Random events in Runescape has got you down?

The Sandwich Lady: Um thanks for the kebab
The Drunken Dwarf: Beer and another kebab? Don't they ever get tired of this stuff?
River Troll: Dangit! I was just fishing and now I attacked by this dumb troll!
The Golem: Dangit! I was mining and now there's a big golem in my way!
The evil chicken: Since when are chickens evil, or since when do chickens say, “Bwuk?” instead of, “Bwak?”
Evil Bob: Why should I fish for this lumbering cat? Can't it get its own food?
Tree Spirits: Wow! I was only chopping the yew and now I chopping a spirit!
Shade: How was I supposed to know this was a burial site?
Zombies: So I buried bones. It boosts prayer and obviously attracts zombies.
Miles, Niles, and Giles: Wow! I didn't talk to this stupid little man and now my items are gone and I'm in the middle of nowhere!
Drill Demon: Sit-ups? Push-ups? Jumping jacks? Well at least I got this cool shirt!
Freaky Forester: Alrighty then. I killed a dumb bird and got a neat hat. All in a day's work.
Frog: Kiss a frog? Ew! But I did get a token for a frog mask or a princess outfit!
Genie: Ok. I didn't rub a lamp but thanks anyway!
Rick Turpentine: Holy smokes! I didn't talk to this guy and now my stuff is gone!
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (Members only): Ok. I decided against talking to a man and now my face is ugly!
Cap'n Hand: Stupid pirate! He attacked me because I ignored him!
Maze: Where am I? It seems I am to find the center of this maze…
Mime: Ok weird guy. I'll do what you say. Only because I want to get home!

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#1 by king, Aug 22, 2007

........nice one

#2 by sdf, Aug 25, 2007

thies are things wrong with runescape??thies are all random events... witch are ment to stop autoers, so unless you auto then you shouldnt really have a problem with them...

#3 by Well That's Just Fine!, Oct 12, 2007

weird........random events ARE random sometimes tho...

#4 by A Great Story, Jun 27, 2008

Look sdf, these random events are just things that RS needs to improve. I don't force you to read my writings, I just encourage you to.