In my opinion, these are the 10 most annoying computers that roam Runescape's nonmember worlds.
10. TRAIBORN
Traiborn: “ "Ello, young thingummywut”
Player: “What"s a thingummywut?”
Traiborn: “A thingummywut? Where? Where?”
Player: “Err, you just called me a thingummywut.”
Traiborn: “You're a thingummywut? I've never seen one up close before. They said I was mad! Now you are my proof! There ARE thingummywuts in this tower. Now where can I find a cage big enough to keep you?”
This is self-explanatory.
9. DRUNKEN DWARF/OTHER RANDOM EVENTS
We all know that drunken dwarfs can be a pain, especially when they throw stones at you. When the kebab hurts you, you tend to feel very bad inside. Also, swarms never go away. Losing to a chicken never helps your dignity.
8. NED THE FRAUD
Way to crash my boat at Crandor… I provide this computer player with all the materials and all he does is give me rope.
7. HANS IN LUMBRIDGE
Hans really can't take a joke; he's the guy at lumberidge. If you tell him you will kill everyone, he backs away, terrified.
6. GIANT RATS
For you pkers, you know what I'm talking about. Those rats can get very annoying when they constantly attack you. Meleers have it better off…they can just turn around and kill it. For rangers and mages, it seems like a waste.
Here is where the “competition” gets tough.
5. THE MONK IN THE TUTORIAL
Wow, that guy talks a lot. After your first tutorial, if you have multiple accounts, what he has to say seems useless.
4. MYSTERIOUS OLD MAN
I am aware that he should be classified as an random event, but as a pker, I can't help but be biased against this guy. He always pops up when I try to tele. He and his friends (the quizmaster and others) show up at the worst times. I am strongly against the fact that his mysterious boxes discriminate against those who are not experts in the areas of numbers and shapes.
3. THE FLIER GUY NORTH OF AL KHARID
When you pass by him, he screams out various names of random shops that no one cares about. Then he gives you crazy fliers.
2. MELZAR THE MAD
His cabbages have serious problems. Furthermore, this wizard of sorts owns pet rocks. If you don't know who I'm talking about, he is part of dragon slayer; be prepared to be very irritated in the future.
ROMEO
Hmm….Romeo. This eccentric character is not only dim-witted, but he is aggressive as well. At varrock square, he approaches you asking about Juliet (who cares). If you did the quest or at least talked to him, you will quickly find out that the conversation will take a similar path to the conversation with Traiborn. So many times have I teleported from the wilderness, about to type something to my friends that also needed to tele when Romeo approaches and blocks the chat screen.
Hopefully, for the experienced players, this has brought back some memories. Also, I hope you had a good laugh or two.
