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Help I Don't Want to be a Runescape Noob

Runescape is a fun RPG game that definitely keeps you entertained. However, when you start acting immature and stupid, you might ruin the game. The people who act this way are referred to as “noobs.” Here are some signs to help show you if you are a noob.

Before I begin listing the signs of being a noob let me clarify something. Being a low-leveled person doesn't make you a noob. Being a low-leveled person makes you a newbie unless:

  • You go around harassing other players for gold.
  • You claim that you have a 126 level main account. Even if you do, no one really cares.
  • You brag about every little accomplishment you have achieved on Runescape.
  • You yell at people who are a couple levels lower then you to go away or you start calling them a noob.
  • Spamming/ Saying “ndsugwdkbdaslkgoasdf” every 2 seconds.
  • Following people for no reason.
  • Making multiple accounts to bother someone.
  • Scamming players. (Note: This is against Runescape rules.)
  • Asking someone to be there girlfriend/boyfriend after they said no or asking and then being rejected and responding, “I was just lying you noob. What a loser.”
  • Claiming to work for Jagex. (This is also against the rules.)
  • Being a high-leveled person and criticizing everyone for being so weak. (Everyone was at level 3 once.)
  • Trading stupid items such as pots for a rune sword.
  • Threaten to hack someone's account.
  • Asking stupid questions like, “How do you mine a fish?”
  • Insulting someone after you asked them question.

And finally….

  • Asking for someone's password.

Hopefully, you learn something. If not then have fun not having any friends on runescape. Just remember, you don't have to be a level 3 person to be a noob. You just have to be an annoying jerk.

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Comments (8)
#1 by yep, May 4, 2008
yes i totally know people like dat
#2 by COCO, May 5, 2008
I think your a failure.
#3 by Soma, May 6, 2008
I loved it, it's exactly what a noob is.
#4 by link77fire, May 6, 2008
lol that was great i loved it the funny thing is i know people who do that
#5 by moam, May 7, 2008
great...keep giving people ideas
#6 by 666demonkid, May 8, 2008
awesome.
#7 by yerer0, May 10, 2008
Lol, that made me lol a bit. But, asking how to mine a fish? That's just funny, unless you say it over and over annoyingly. If I (a lvl 76) asked how to mine a fish (fishing like 50 or so) would you really think I was being a noob?
#8 by Super Llama, Aug 23, 2008
LOL MINING FISH HAHAHAHA

Noobs try to sell me their bronze dagger for 2k... xD
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