Little Chimpy has some great online games for you to try and perhaps even a larger lesson.
“Wooo hoo hoo” says Little Chimpy the Chimpanzee.
“Hello and allow me to translate for you as an expert in the chimpanzee dialect. Little Chimpy is saying that he loves video and online games and the sites he is about to recommend to you are absolutely free!”
“Little Chimpy” our online gaming expert on a break.
“Yes, I am getting to that part Little Chimpy and quit gnawing on my leg. Little Chimpy wants you to know that the word “free” is practically an extinct word nowadays. But here are some free sites for those of you that love playing online games.”
“Woooooohoooooo” shrieks Little Chimpy.
“Little Chimpy” holding human clothing and remembering when he wore them.
“Ouch! Little Chimpy that really hurt! Little Chimpy wants you to know that he is an online gaming expert and he used to be human too but all the time he spent playing online computer games changed him. You might say that he evolved in the backwards sense from “chimp to human.” Let me tell you that this happens all the time to gamers who play video and online games 24/7. Humans begin as just plain human “vidiots” (video {idiots), and end up as chimpanzees. Darwin would be amazed!”
“EeeeekWooo hooo ewwwwww” hoots Little Chimpy.
“That is disgusting Little Chimpy and we are not talking about other uses for bananas-get control of yourself as this is a family website! Here are some favorite free online game websites to waste away your summer and maybe even you can become an ape once again.”
“Little Chimpy” mesmerized by the computer monitor, as if in a trance:
This is an online bingo website and you can play for money. You do not have to pay to play. Chimpy gives this a 3 banana rating out of 5 bananas, as they don't accept bananas as payment.
If you love television and you watch a lot of it then this game is for you. What you do is watch a TV show and the next day you play by answering some questions. Sometimes the questions asked are even about commercials. Chimpy watches television all the time and this also contributed to his evolution reversal. 3 bananas.
Pogo is the site for lovers of board and card games. Every game you can imagine is available on this site from Hearts to Blackjack and everything in between! The board games include Checkers and Backgammon to only name two. Also on this site are video poker games and slots. Pogo also offers a “Casino Night” where you can play on a team. Chimpy makes lewd noises when he tries to play the games on this site. But that means he likes it, although he does not understand the games. 3 bananas.
This has many games that are free; although others are pay to play only. This is a very popular site though for free playing and a crowd favorite. One of Chimpy's very favorite sites! He gives it 5 bananas, as it will entertain him for hours, but then so will throwing banana peels!
This site offers a free trial for ten days. It is a challenging and fun game where you collide with all kinds of interesting characters on your quest for treasure. A little too challenging for a chimp. In Chimpy's human days right before the reverse evolution he loved it! Things are different now! 3 bananas!
This game will make you nostalgic for the 80's and a download for this game is not needed. This is another one of Chimpy's favorite games and a great babysitter for me if I have to run out and buy some more bananas or I just need a break! 5 bananas!
. This site has funny games that are unique and can't be found in most other places. If you have a good sense of humor and like to laugh while you play, then this site is for you! Only for unique bananas.
Go to Las Vegas without ever leaving the comfort of your home online and it is free. The finest online gambling site as it is just like a casino. Never give a chimpanzee your cash or credit card, I learned the hard way.
There you have it, ten highly recommended free online gaming sites from our online gaming expert, Little Chimpy and most of all for you!
Warning: If you find yourself dreaming of bananas, growing dark hair profusely all over your body and suddenly climbing trees you may need to see your doctor. Only a medical professional or a librarian can recommend a good book for you to read. For research clearly shows that reading it the only way to keep all “vidiots” from turning into chimpanzees!
After all it's a zoo out there, so play safe and be careful!
Other former humans; now chimps addicted to computers games.
