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This game is totally funny and yes pointless. The game's all like "OMG You get to play as SOLID SNAKE - Sure to keep you busy for 5 minutes - Join Snake as he takes on 2 guards and 1 Boss". But nooooo, you get to play as some girly looking fag, named Rachel, I mean Raiden. So his only useful weapon is his face that scares away every enemy. And his hair dries in about half a second when he just gets out of the water. The whole point of the game is to run around in a box with Snake, Raiden just ruins it. When you get spotted nothing really happens except that the guards run in a circle and don't even look under furniture. They have horrible aiming, sleep on the job, and they stop chasing you if you go through a door. You get called on the Codec about a million times. They tell you about a hidden mine when you are blowing up. Even though the doors are locked you can just kick them down in real life instead of running around like an idiot for thirty thousand minutes trying to find a piece of plastic that really does nothing. The E-Extreme mode is impossible and you have to kill a 33,000 soldiers that all look and sound the same. After you beat the game in the hardest difficulty you get a " DIGITAL CAMERA". Woop de freaking doo. And thats why it's the best game ever!
