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25 Grand Theft Auto Addictive Symptoms |
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by Chicago Hip Hop, May 11, 2008 |
How do you know that you are addicted to Grand Theft Auto? Well, here's a little article that can help you.
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- You got shot and go to Burger king and buy a burger and try to get healed
- You crashed into the police car and ran to your house because the police can't get in
- You went on the highway with your car and start to crash other cars because you can't get injured
- After your car had been crashed, you go to the Garage and park it in there for 1 second and try to get it repaired
- You try to jump off a medium height building because it will only decrease some of your health but won't kill you
- You try to eat 6 meals each day and want to get fat in 3 days then go to gym then train the fat to muscle in 3 days
- You try to go to a water body and stay on it for 3 days without move a feet
- You try to steal a helicopter from the airport and hope you know how to drive it
- You shot someone on the head and think the police won't notice because they are not around
- You try to buy a house for $20000 and without paying any kind of tax afterwards
- You crash into someone ten times and hope them only say “Oh, look out.” every time.
- You shot someone on the street and only think the police will only charge you $100 and a few hours in the Police Department
- You mess with gangsters on the street because once they shoot you, you will wake up outside a hospital
- You try to open a Ferrari's door on the street and drive it away without a key
- You fire a rocket launcher at your house because you think it won't collapse
- You try to finish a big meal in 2 seconds
- You go to a train station and try to get on a train without any ticket
- You start shoot at anything you see because you think that you can use cheat software to get unlimited armor and ammo
- You try to find a gun shop on the street and try to buy a gun without any certificate
- You crashed the police car and went to your house, changed your cloth and try to confuse the police
- You try to shoot your sniper at the moon to change its size
- You try to drive a jet on a raining day and hope the lightning won't hit you
- You think you can get your hair style changed completely in 2 seconds
- You try to steal a Boeing in the airport without anyone noticing
- You try to find a police girlfriend because the police department won't charge you anything after they caught you commit a crime
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